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There's this gas station across the street from my house. When I first moved into my apartment, it was owned by a Jordanian family. They were ok.

Then they sold it to a guy named Patrick. He was cool...let me run a tab for cigarettes and gas until payday, stuff like that. He owned it for about a year and a half.

Now these...I don't know...Cubans own it.  The owner smugly informed me that they don't sell my favorite cigarettes.   (Made with pride in Moriarity, NM)

And they would not run tabs. Then the cashier snuffled 25 bucks worth of coke-infused snot back down his throat.

The funniest part is that they took out the coffee and coke machines, and now the shelves are stocked with:

72 different kinds of novelty lighters,

An incredible assortment of blunt wraps, cigars, and incense, 

Chore Boys and Rose Tubes (for their crack smoking clientele), 

Framed posters of Tupac and Tony Montana,  

  "No, we don' carry jor fahkeen ceegarettes, mang!"

And 600 NY baseball caps hanging from the ceiling. 

It used to be such a nice store. Now it's ThugLife Supply.