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Update from the Channel 6 NewsTeam--Live, Local, Totally Trivial

2007-01-25T01:10:21Z

Have begun gainful employment for ClientLogic, DirecTV. The Roach War has been WON! Through the combined efforts of Special Agents Kiko and Neo, my humble abode is now insect free! Weather here has been wacky----snow Monday, windy yesterday, and...

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Report from the Channel 6 NewsTeam

2007-01-06T04:51:10Z

I've been working harder than I have in months. Muscles in my back wail in protest. Luckily, I have muscle relaxers. Organizational operations continue. Have secured gainful employment. Agents Neo and Kiko, along with Special Ops Manager Squishy,...

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Home, home again

2006-12-18T03:51:37Z

Two days and 1000 miles later, I'm back in Las Cruces after a 15-year hiatus. The cats did way better than I expected--Kiko puked only once, and Neo drooled for the first hour and a half. Squishy survived the trip as well. Headquarters is a sha...

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House of Mayhem is moving it's base of operations!

2006-12-13T21:04:05Z

My landlady is kicking me out of my apartment for unknown (suspected witchcraft activity) reasons. So, House of Mayhem's headquarters is relocating to fabulous Las Cruces. I'm sorry I've been so lax with the blogging, but after the move this week...

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Great day!

2006-11-08T22:50:31Z

The Dems have swept most of the races, but the race I am really concerned with is deadlocked--Madrid vs. Wilson. At least Rumsfeld resigned. If Patricia Madrid loses, it'll take some of the sting out of Heather "Nipples make me have a meltdown"...

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Eulogy for a gas station

2006-11-01T19:59:26Z

There's this gas station across the street from my house. When I first moved into my apartment, it was owned by a Jordanian family. They were ok. Then they sold it to a guy named Patrick. He was cool...let me run a tab for cigarettes and gas unt...

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Guilty pleasure songs...

2006-10-11T20:41:12Z

"Who's Holding Donna Now?"- De Barge "Here You Come Again"- Dolly Parton "She's Out of My Life"- Micheal Jackson "Drops of Jupiter"- Train "Find Your Way Back"- Jefferson Starship I hope you can forgive me...

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Question of the Week:

2006-10-11T15:19:09Z

If you pulled a thorn out of the Pope's butt, and he granted you one wish--what would it be? (Hat tip to The Simpsons)

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Drunken Jeopardy

2006-09-29T14:49:45Z

There's a new book out called "Prisoner of Trebekistan--A Decade of Jeopardy" by Bob Harris. I love Jeopardy, and am going to buy the book today.

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What songs make you embarassed to say you grew up in the '80's?

2006-09-27T22:12:18Z

For me it's: "Mickey" "Safety Dance" "867-5309" "The Politics of Dancing" "The Future's so Bright (I gotta wear shades)" "Hip to be Square" The last two were commissioned by the dept of Popular Culture in order to instill coolness jui...

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